I’m not gonna become a bandwagon fan, as we all know I was rooting for the Beast from the East, BUT 68 dogs? That’s 9 more than last year’s record. The man is a wiener eating machine. And that is what she said.

Even the cop to the right back was like, “Honey, hold on for one sec. Gotta clap for this dude. His poop is gonna hurt later.”

Congrats, America. The belt stays with you on your birthday. There’s always next year.